Fortnite Season 9 Recap Rap

[Intro]
The future’s ours
Yup! Yup! Woooah!! (Woo!)
Woooah!! Let’s go!
The future’s ours
Another Fortnite season’s rounded out
And as always
Use code InTheLittleWood in the store (Haha!)

[Verse 1]
It’s the summer holidays
Another year, we’re back again
Fresh lick’a pain up on the battle bus
Let’s drop on in!
You better hot step and find a cosy place to hide
The volcano’s popping off
There’s no use in getting fried
Naaah...
Forget all of that
Let’s go and neck a can of Chug Splash
And throw out some shapes to this track
We’re blasting Durr Burgers like they’re asteroids
Getting ripped
We’re legit
We did it all without the roids
Yeah!
We’re ever so strong
It’s been a couple days
But something had to go wrong with this song
Welp!
We’re all out of food
I’m sorry Peely, you’re a pally, got to eat to live as a dude
MMM!!!!
Your blended up smooth!
We’ve got a couple of visitors
Who never knocked
A little rude
Their voices calling me
I’m stepping up into the light
Wait...
Is this Tilted?!
The neon’s so bright!!

[Chorus 1]
The Future’s ours
Picking pieces of Peely from between my teeth, HA!
The future
And I’ve made a cape from his carcass you’re in disbelief (Yup!)
The future’s ours
Now I carry my best friend up on my back (Aww)
The future’s ours
Let’s continue with this silly ole rap track

[Verse 2]
Welcome to the city
It’s the home of your dreams
We’re moving like a plumber
As we’re flying through these slipstreams
Yes please!
We’d love for you to set up shop
Pick a plot and make a sign
We’re taking 50% off the top
What?
You think that 50 is a little steep?
We’re powered by The Inbetween
That Kevin aether isn’t cheap
We’re unique
A technical innovation!!
Fine.. Go with Mega Mall
A 2010 creation.....
They have the Inbetween
We’ve got the Upside Down!
But even Stranger Things can happen in this shopping town
And we don’t need your Wick
Our mall cop is a show stopper!
A little snack at Scoops Ahoy for our boy Hopper
Crep check!!
I’m wearing my Jordans downtown
Grinding ‘cross a lamp post and rocking to this new sound
It’s time to flee from the cops this could get problematic
I’m hiding out as a desk chair thanks to Prop-O-Matic!

[Chorus 2]
The future’s ours
No longer a chair, I’m now a pair of shoes
The future
Would you look at that I’m Ali A, now I can get the views
The future’s ours
Transform into anything that comes in sight
The future’s ours
Now let’s talk about this season end fist fight!

[Verse 3]
Way back when
Someone noticed an eye
And no one knew we’d be saying goodbye
To ‘Polar Peak’ nearly touching the sky
The monster fled, I’ll admit that I cried..
The footsteps
Suggest a creature headed out to sea
Will it ever come back?
I guess we’ll have to wait and see
Maybe the answers are hiding past this number wall
Cus Fortbytes are like monsters
We gotta find ‘em all!
News Flash!
The monster from beneath the deep strikes once again and experts Predict a Rocky week..
And from 9pm
Hear the update from ‘Pleasant Park’
Disruptions caused to Loot Lake as power cables spark
This man’s doodling says great war’s looming and we need to get High in the sky to get a view of it
And watchers who have spied a castle from beyond the coast say That it’s headed straight toward us
And it’s not a hoax!!

[Chorus 3]
The future’s ours
Sky platforms are rising as the timer starts
The future
The defense mech is building but guess what, it comes in parts (Oh)
The future’s ours
More adjustments are made but something’s going on.. (What?)
The Futu-
Incoming!!
In four.. Three! Two! One!

[Outro]
Firing it’s laser beam
We empty out our missile pack!
Spear the blighter off the land
It really wants a piggy back
A nice attack!
But now it’s tearing us up limb from limb!
Desperate times
Desperate calls
I guess we’re drafting Kevin in
Rock it’s chin!!
A sword was hiding in there all along?!
A cheeky bit of slow-mo as we’re departing from this song
The battle’s won
They’re soaring off but who’ll protect us now?
Season 9’s over
Time to hit you with that big POW!