Fortnite Season 4 Recap Rap

[Intro]
Superheroes!
Graffiti!
Soccer!
Well, Football...
Villains!
Hop Rocks!
But wait! (But wait!)
W-what's that in the sky?!

[Verse]
When the meteor struck I was like OH F-
Turned our island to a donut
The whole world shook!
I was hit by a sudden thought
Everyone is screwed!
We need saving
Who's gonna come through?
Started weeks ago
Down in moisty mire
Filming on the movie set
An unintended fire
A pyre!
Never part of the plan
Killing any chance for a girl
And LEVIATHAN
What the hell was that?!
Pyrotechnics?
They were so wrong
No one could expect this
Lets slip!
To a view of the prison
No guards around, every criminal is missin'
But your vision
Makes out the shape of a black suit?
Glows bright in the night
He's a big brute!
There goes SCOUNDREL
And RAPSCALLION
Is this dude trying to build a battalion?!
Elsewhere
Out heroes get the call
Act fast, or see the island fall
No time, for us to stop and stall
Any second now it'll be time for a big brawl!
Cus we're gonna woop their hide!
Send OMEGA to space but without his pride!
That's the inside scoop cus we're protectors
Gonna hit you so hard that you won't forget this
And now, we see the army rise
Steel abs and dead behind the eyes
These droids were hard to synthesize
But easier to program as they don't need lies
No room for human error
In sync when these bots fight together
It's clever
And they can't be guilted
Rise my army and march to TILTED
It's time to show
That you know
How to be a hero
Facing the odds
Busting chops
Of every super villain
Which side prevails
In this tale?
Or is it never ending?
(W-W-W-WAIT!
Look at this wallpaper right here
They're just making a movie?!)
Better not forget
About the thing in the crater
Crashed down Week 1
Some time later
Fate arrived
And emerged from the pod
Killing everybody and he's not gonna stop!!
So we need to find out
What he's doing here
Even though his intentions
Are pretty clear...
Wanna help us track
This man from the sky?
Keep your scopes on this Punk like
Thomas and Guy!
BEEP BEEP!
Calibrating missile
HOP ROCKS loaded
Hear the engine sizzle
This this miscellaneous
Droid who's evading us
Is either leaving
Or turning this place to dust!
Who knows if it's packing power
Guess we'll find out soon
Time to watch the hours tick down
As we head underground
No flailing, in wailing
This bunker's sound!
Zero point oscillators on
Co-ordinates all set
So this can't go wrong!
We have lift off
We see you flying
People watching up there as they're gliding
Exciting take off!
Tonight's top news!
Shock faced thumbnail
Brings in views
It's true
And I think we've all had enough
But back to the rocket cus something's up?
It was all going far too well
Just as fast as it went up
The missile fell
What the hell?!
Are all of the giant red lasers?!
Pointing a TILTED?!
WHAT IN THE BLAZES?!
Battle still raging on the floor
30 androids down
700 more, for sure
But they can't hear the sirens blaring
As they glance to the sky
Feel their arm hairs raising...
It's time to show
That you know
How to be a villain
Facing the odds
Busting chops
Of every super hero
Which side prevails
In this tale?
Or is it never ending?
*TARGET ACQUIRED*
*LASERS SIGHTED*
*ENGAGE*
Goodbye to TILTED
The city of death!
Time to let out a scream
With your final breath
Didn't expect
That the air raid would fail
Now it's coming out a wormhole
Above the jail?!
Soaring over RETAIL
And whizzed past WAILING
Is this all for show?
Cus it looks amazing
Starts trailing!
And should we cry or cheer?
As it leaves a final crack
In the atmosphere!
Day 1 since the missile struck
Strange anomaly at Lonely
The sign is stuck
Inside of something that we in the field
Like to call a time rift
Another at the MOTEL
Is leaving us a bit mythed!
Day 2: Sign devoured by the core
Will the one in the sky
Start to swallow even more?
We're not sure!!
There's plenty more in store
But there's a musical recap of Season 4

[Outro]
*End Log*
*Continue to monitor*