Fortnite Scam Champ

[Intro: News Report]
Now with a parenting alert about those online games, one family discovering that scammers used Fortnite to trick their teenager into revealing personal login information

[Verse 1: xixal xd]
Scam a little dumbass kid out his Fortnite account
Packed up with skins, but really I got the bigger amount
Turned off 2FA, then I motherfuckin' signed him out
He thinks he gettin' it back, but that I really fuckin' doubt
Tell him I'll give it back if he sends me a gift card
Then he really did, this bozo doesn't think hard
You not gettin' shit, all you gettin' is a sturdy block
Phishin' more accounts, would've thought this was thе Dirty Docks
Then I take pics on it and send it to thе next kid
Told him he can offer, but it better be the best bid
Then what he offered is more than I expected
I'm definitely not complaining though, I'm glad that he invested
He sends me the money and I make sure it's protected
I send him the info and he tells me it rejected
I tell him that's impossible, the account is fully tested
He says he's calling 12, tryna get my ass arrested

[Bridge: xixal xd]
Tch, tryna get my ass arrested
What you gonna do, call up your local police department and be like
This guy online stole my Fortnite account eh eh eh
Yeah, you're a little fuckin' nerd

[Verse 2: xixal xd]
Got OG skull, black knight, recon, renegade
Drop a four of wocky in my Bacardi lemonade
Finna fuck a bitch so hard, finna make her pussy wider
Droppin' on her ass with the fuckin' Mako glider
Droppin' on her ass with all the rarest skins, ho
Takin' all these dubs, yeah you know we take the wins though
When I take your shit, your ego shatter like a window
Tell the young kids, get mommy's credit card info
I don't give a shit if they steal from their parents
As long as the money comin' in, I'm not starin'
I don't give a fuck, PhD in not caring
Exploiting a glitch with PlayStation games sharing
Hey kid, you got cool skins, do you wanna trade?
He's afraid, that he'll get scammed, yeah, that he'll get played
Told him I got vouches, yeah yeah, I'm not here to scam
Until I took his account, locked mine, and then I ran
Oh damn

[Bridge: Mr Krabs]
Oh, boo hoo
Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin

[Verse 3: xixal xd]
His account not email verified, for me it's a fuckin' plus
Bro didn't jump, he got kicked off the battle bus
Now he's crying to his mom, asking her to discuss
So I told his mom, come over and I'll suck on her puss
And she did, yeah I fucked his fuckin' mom
Call her Sloppenheimer, yeah the head she givin' me is bomb
Now I got his Fortnite and his mom sittin' in my palm
But I'm your daddy now, so I guess I'll keep the calm
But reality says I'm the Fortnite scam champ
You got better luck makin' fire with a gas lamp
I'm gonna sell your account on the dark market
How'd I get your account? Are you fuckin' retarded?
You gotta be disabled, it's just natural selection
I got 40,000 cracked accounts in my direction
That ain't nothin' though, just more for my collection
Maybe next time you'll have better protection

[Outro: xixal xd]
Maybe next time
Not this time, though
Yeah, your shit's mine, buddy
GG
Back to the lobby
Bozo