Forgetful Lucy

[Verse 1]
The Hukilau was the place
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn't remember me the very next day

[Chorus]
Forgetful Lucy
Has got a nice caboose-ie

[Verse 2]
I used to trick you into pullin' your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
Than we drove up to see Dr. Keets
And find out why Doug always has to change his sheets

[Chorus]
Forgetful Lucy
Cracked her head like Gary Busey

[Verse 3]
But I still love her so
And I'll never let her go
Even if while I'm singin' this song
She's wishin' I had Jocko the Walrus's shlong

[Chorus]
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so damn juicy

[Outro]
How about another first kiss?