Forget It

It's getting hard to fall in love today
Everybody's gone away
So if you find a guy, make sure it's the right kind
'Cause the good ones are hard to find

He doesn't know how to dance
He knows nothing about romance
Doesn't even like your friends
Forget it!

He still kisses like in the movies
And reads detective stories
He's allergic to strawberries
Forget it!

Always talking about his mother
And cannot stand your favourite colour
A think you better find another
Forget it!

He's not the man for you
He is the wrong guy for you
Hang up the phone on him
Don't waste your time

He's not the man for you
He is the wrong guy for you
He complains that he's broke
Spends his money buying coke
Forget it!

He does nothing but criticise
And let you catch him telling lies
He doesn't even have blue eyes
Forget it!

He only likes Italian food
Is always in a filthy mood
He does not look good in the nude
Forget it!

He's not the man for you
He is the wrong guy for you
Hang up the phone on him
Don't waste your time

He's not the man for you
He is the wrong guy for you
He won't lay in the sun
He stays home and gets stoned
Forget it!

And when it comes to bed behaviour
Forget it!
He does nothing for an encore
Forget it!
While you are still waiting for more
Forget it!

He's not the man for you
He is the wrong guy for you
Hang up the phone on him
Don't waste your time

He's not the man for you
He is the wrong guy for you
He doesn't tell very good jokes
He spends his money buying coke
Forget it!

He isn't so keen on your cooking
And disapproves of disco dancing
He spends all his time drinking
Forget it!
He goes alone on holiday
He always forgets your birthday
He doesn't like art, he doesn't like gays
Forget it!
Forget it...
Forget it ...

He won't let you drive his car
He's always smoking cigars
With him you won't get very far
Forget it!
He's not the man for you
He's the wrong guy for you
Forget it!