Forget About Love

Forget about that guy
Forget about the way you fell into his eyes
Forget about his charms
Forget about the way he held you in his arms
Walking on air's obnoxious
The thrill
The chill
Will make you nauseous
And you'll never get enough
Just forget about love!
Forget about romance
Forget about the way your heart begins to dance
Then you feel the blush
When he's spouting out some sentimental mush
Love really is revolting!
It's even worse than when you're moulting
Enough of this fluff!
Just forget about love!
I had almost forgotten the way it felt
When he held out his hand for mine
My heart all a-flutter
Oh, how I shudder
The first time we kissed
It won't be missed!
Forget about 'is touch
I can't forget about his touch
In the scheme of things
It doesn't matter much
It matters so mu-uch
You're better on your own
A meal becomes a banquet
When you eat alone
Hmm-mm-mm-mm
Love's filled with compromises
And don't you hate those big surprises?
A cozy rendezvous
Oh, please!
Candlelight for two
Oh, geez!
Look you're calling my bluff!
(I can't) (Just) forget about love!
I can't forget about my heart
I can't forget about my heart
And how it felt
To fall for you right from the start
I'm still falling
Whatever we may do
Whatever we may do
You are here for me
And I'll be there for you
I'll be there
To wish, to want, to wander
To find the sun
Through rain and thunder
A cozy rendezvous
Yes, please!
Candlelight for two
Oh, geez!
Enough is enough!
We can't forget about love!