Forget About It

[MEG]
Ugh, what's it with guys?
They don't think, they just punch
I should diaper and burp them or pack them a lunch
'Cause they all need a smack
And this one thinks he's rescuing me
Ha, forget about it
What would I do in a world without men?
I would do as I please, let me say that again
I would do as I please
Not yearning for my hero at last
Forget about it fast

This one's tall, this one's ripped
This one's mouth should stay zipped
I have got them all whipped and outclassed

Poor little me in the woods on my own
They think I'm scared to death here with no chaperone
They can save their bad breath
Forget about it

[MEG, spoken]
And as for you, Wonder Boy
Let me tell you a something about trying to save women who don't actually need to be saved

[HERCULES]
She rolls her eyes and I'm filled with butterflies
Pretty sure there aren't a lot like her

[MEG, spoken]
Ugh, it's always the guys with the biggest swords that have the tiniest—

[HERCULES]
Just like the Sphinx, there's no telling what she thinks
Wonder how somebody got like her

[MEG, spoken]
It's not my job to explain it to you, but

[HERCULES]
All I know is when she's close to me
Thoughts I never thought occur

[MEG, spoken]
And I've nothing left to say
And another thing—

[HERCULES]
I like her style and her incandescent smile
How could anybody not like her?

[MEG, spoken]
Sure, some people don't like me
Ask me if I care

[MEG, HERCULES]
Since I turned twelve, I've been out on my own (Just like a Sphinx)
Living life on the ledge and with no chaperone (There's no telling what she thinks)
I developed an edge (Wonder how somebody got like her)

So if you plan on rescuing me
Forget about it

People will quit when there's nowhere to turn (I like her style)
When your life's on the rocks, it's a hard way to learn (And her incandescent smile)
And I've taken some knocks (How could anybody not like her?)
Don't think that you're my hero at last
Forget about it!

[MEG]
Thanks, but no thanks
Don't need you to assist or to stand here and look
I've a powerful fist and a killer left hook
So if you plan on rescuing me
Forget about it