Foreword By Willie Nelson

[Spoken Word]

Ready?

This guy had been in a coma for a long time- maybe weeks, months.
And, uh, his favourite food had always been chocolate chip cookies.
Then one day, this smell came filtering down the kitchen, through the hall, back to the bedroom, and hit his nostrils - and he was in a deep coma.
But he'd come right outta that coma when he smelled those chocolate chip cookies.
He crawled outta bed and crawled down the hall, into the kitchen, and sure enough a big ol' bowl of the hot steaming chocolate chip cookies was up there - on the shelf.
So he reached up to grab one and his wife slapped him on the hand and said "Uh uh uh, hunny, those are for the funeral."

Adios.