[Chorus]
I called my mom, she didn't answer
I called my dad, he didn't answer
I called my brother, he didn't answer
So I just stayed at home
I called my lawyer, he didn't answer
I called my doctor, but he didn't answer
I called my therapist, he didn't answer
So I'll just stay at home
Throw a party like
[Verse 1]
I called my best friend up
But he ignored the call
I called my second best friend
But his phone was off
Should've waken up earlier
Now my energy's gone
Someone please give me motivation to put pants on
I guess I'll call the pizza place
They'll pick up the phone
With a large pepperoni
Who cares if I'm alone?
Put my favorite show on
Stayin' up 'til the crack of dawn
I give an extra big tip to the pizza guy, Shawn
[Chorus]
I called my mom, she didn't answer
I called my dad, he didn't answer
I called my brother, he didn't answer
So I just stayed at home
I called my lawyer, he didn't answer
I called my doctor, but he didn't answer
I called my therapist, he didn't answer
So I'll just stay at home
Throw a party like
[Chase]
Man, it's been a long time comin' on this record
[Noah]
Yeah, I never thought it'd come out, y'know?
What, with the mixing and mastering
[Chase]
Yeah, it's got me look like some sorta...
Obese pimp monkey over here or something, I don't know
[Noah]
Obese pimp monkey? What the crap, Chase?
[Chase]
I don't know, man, just go with it
{Noah]
Alright, alright
You do you, dude
[Chorus, Noah]
I called my mom, she didn't answer
I called my dad, he didn't answer
(Ah, he must be busy)
I called my brother, he didn't answer
(Come on, dude, I'm lonely)
So I just stayed at home
I called my lawyer, he didn't answer
(Ah, sue me)
I called my doctor, but he didn't answer
(Aw, man, I'm dead!)
I called my therapist, he didn't answer
So I'll just stay at home
(I'm forever alone)
Throw a party like
Forever Alone! was written by Chase Myers & Noah Reineke.
Idle Achiever released Forever Alone! on Sat Dec 15 2018.