Forbidden Wave Check Jutsu

[Verse 1: Aerial Ace]
This beat just called me a fucking nigga
Afri-can it, fucking nigga
Shoutout Selena, I'd go mess with her
If her ass was bigger
I was horny one time and I got caught
Frost came in like, "fuck you thought?"
OnlyFans, only thing I bought
Hold up, wait, I didn't mean to say that (Uhhh)
An Indian helped me find my gain
Y'all in FL? I'm in pain
Please! Help me! That's on rain
Chubbz old ass always want canes
Lucina 'bout six three, dang!
She might fuck around, be Mir's main
This rhyme scheme is really lame
Go away, next!
Skrrt on your block, chop! Neiru!
I'm finna mop, stop! Clear through!
Drop and I box opps! Kiryu!
I let it pop, can not hear you!
I'm getting top, Urgot, tier two!
Punching the void, uh, Suiryu!
Last night I went and found some ear lube
Why is this a thing? Huh, w-what the fuck? W-why do you need ear lube, huh?
These niggas tryna cut head, barber
These niggas tryna cut head, Chelsea
Some niggas hate that line, tell me
They wanna snap my head, selfie
Roll with the metal, aluminum foil
Four finna catch 'em, diamond, pearl
Sick with the chopper, I'm finna hurl
I turn a rat, flying squirrel
Lifting these bars, one hand curl
Fucking an Asian, lemon swirl
She throwing ass, let it twirl
Gripping the stick, now she Merl
I'm with the monsters, Pokémon world
You know the name, it is-
Earl?

[Interlude: Aerial Ace & Ham Sandwich]
There's just no fucking way
Earl!
Earl, nigga?
Yeah!
Nigga took out like two letters? What do you-
It's not spelled Earl?
I can't be mad, I didn't post in like two months, so yeah
Yeah, come on, how was I supposed to know?
I'm gone, bye
Check this out

[Verse 2: Ham Sandwich]
Smoke a nigga like I rolled up a swisher
Flush his body, throw his life in the pisser
Crop a nigga, take him out of the picture
That bitch isn't bad, I won't even kiss her
If she leaving me, I won't even miss her
Huh, sike! I'm finna diss her
Niggas beefing, but I won't even bicker
Slave at the mall, Cotton picker
Whoa, that shit was kinda racist
And I won't fuck a bitch if she kinda basic
If he pass me the test, I'mma try to Ace it
If he trying my squad, I'mma try to Ace him
In Louisiana, tryna find where Ace is
I'mma cut him a brick, I feel like a Mason
I might not be the GOAT yet but I'm adjacent
Out in West Virginia tryna find a Jason
Shawty sucking my dick 'till it turning a new hue
Got this green on my body like Steven from Blue's Clues
I been rhyming for days, got me feeling like Choose Goose
I been hanging around with Sayori, the noose loose
I been a Stallion since back in my Hay Day
Cut through his body then I hit a nae nae
Do I look like I'm concerned with what they say?
'Cause I really don't care
Fuck with my team, you don't wanna go there
Put a nigga body in a place with no air
Hit him with the shotty, he was saying, "no fair!"
Chopper doing chemo, now a nigga no hair
Niggas wanna find me 'cause they know I'm so rare
Hit him Late Night like I'm Stephen Colbert
Balling on a nigga like I'm Rudy Gobert
Steal a nigga bitch 'cause he say he don't share
Give me the woman! I'm finna take her!
Getting her bred in my home like a baker
That pussy like Ryu, my dick is on faker
But if she don't want it, I'm not finna make her
I'm eating off rapping, man, shoutout to Breeton Boi
I'm making music for weeaboo freakazoids
Haters is talking, but man, I don't read the noise
If I had to guess where TEV lived, I'd say it might be Des Moines?

[Outro: Ham Sandwich]
I-I don't know even, I wa-I think, uh, yeah, uh, mhm, yeah, come on, yeah, that's my guess