[Verse One]
No ripples on the pond just nipples on the blond
As we're sitting by the pool sipping Dom Perignon
We're just a bunch of patriots, living the promise
Of the American dream and Park Avenue dominance
Domino's fell and for us it went well
We brought 'em to Hell, never kiss and then tell
Never miss and then tell, never admit that we're human
As the innocence fell, no cameras were zoomed in
The casualties swell without M*A*S*H's laugh track
Before the bodies cold smell the cash of contracts
Dirty money for the first thirty buddies
All The President's Men seem to be served up lovely
And the facts play low in the ratings
Meanwhile the taxpayers blowing their savings
Do your part, buy driers and HEMI's
Invest in a pair of breasts flier than Demi's
This thing called credit moves gold as a standard
A war paid for by our grandkid's grandkids
Are we worried about the message and the reason it sends?
No, never seeing 'til the end of last season of Friends
[Hook] {x4}
"For Service In English, Press 1"
[Verse Two]
Yo
The state of the union is now known for foolin'
Don't neglect to mention about the road to ruin
And if we go down, we're taking em with us
With a thunderous sound behind a murder's wishes
Because if we can't win the game we're not playing
Can't admit we're not the same, we're not saying
Pretend that there's no better friend in the land
Contend for a solution with our heads in the sand
Rockets may launch and the satellites spin
But we execute children
Starve 'em by the millions
Promise a way out by arming the minions
Send 'em to die to those who harm the dominion
When it fails, more lies our way to get in again
The tall tales told by Casey and Finnegin
As a people have we even thought to push?
(No)
We gonna bow down now to Emperor Bush
[Hook]
For Service In English, Press 2 was produced by McEnroe.