For my white people

I'm middle class white-skinned and still have financial problems
Never have to kill nobody but had to borrow money from my mom
In kindergarten looked like a clown dressed up as robin
First sex experience had I fucked with a backward condom
I'm no sex freak first time I did decently okay
People flex cars I went to a hotel and stole a mini bottle of olay
You did a song first take cool I just wrote an essay
I'm really bad with women in high school they thought I'm gay
Bust on a bitch like a Glock psych I did my taxes
You might of fucked the bitch in maxim but I beat to her photo in maxim
My biggest flex I got is I don't have to wear NO glasses
Nice job seeing four eyes get burnt like matches
I just stub my toe now I'm crying get me a bandaid
Nice Gucci you got on bitch I'm certified first aid
You just ate caviar damn my food homemade
You had a three-way I spent 50 bucks at the arcade
GOD DAMN my pink shirt fucking stained all over my white socks
Beat my dick so damn hard my skin peels right off my cock
My white ass just got the chickenpox
I just lost forty dollars fuck you suck my dick apple stocks
I just skipped the electric bill and hassled my grandmother
She just paid my bill but oh fuck here's another
The dentist laughed at my cavities from too much gushers
I'm still mad that I mixed my whites and my colors
When I pissed this morning on god that shit hurted
I just beat off to a three-way does that make me perverted
Stared in the mirror got self-conscious cause my face is inverted
I'm patriotic but everything I own is fucking imported
The water was too hot when I was doing the dishes
Burnt my hand fuck you sears for installing this bitches
I got so angry I just broke one of the dishes
I've said my dick is huge but only 7 inches
Rappers took their girl to Paris I went to the turkey hill experience
Would've took a girl with me but I'm very inexperienced
I got a ninety on an essay cause I missed a god damn period
I just got my tax returns this shit is fucking glorious
I JUST GOT CALLED RACIST FOR THE COLOR OF MY SKIN
I was at a best buy looking at the camera's selection
Without my consent the cut the tip of my foreskin
I locked my key in my house so I fucking broke in
My fatass pissed cause I ate the nacho cheese Doritos
Took my ass to Walmart didn't have enough for taquitos
Fuck the guy that shot down my UAV in modern warfare with one of those whatever you call those god damn airborne torpedos
I just got some new raymour and Flanigan
Nice Versace you got on but I look better in my Walmart cardigan
In high school lost in a tournament badminton
I was on top of my shit tho fuck your shenanigans
Your check worth more than my rent why not donate to charity
I still get anxious when I meet a celebrity
I fill blank space in my song with vulgarity
Half the shit I say sound like a rap parody
My printer ran out of toner fuck you hp
My cable box is skipping channels fuck you tv
I mixed up my house key with my car key
They both just look so similar oh wait, its this key
Walked into my house got fucking mud on the ground
I fucking scuffed my knees tripping at a playground
I'm pissed off cause I just gained two pounds
Ran out of studio time I can't even finish this song