For a Friend

[Verse 1]
Is it weird if I print out pictures of my ex
Use his face like a dartboard
Is it strange if I make this of all the boys I hate
F*ck with their lives when I’m bored

Yeah, are these unhealthy tendencies
Getting to extreme, clear to see
Could be symptoms of crazy
But don’t worry ‘bout me
‘Cause it’s not me

[Chorus]
I’m just asking for a friend
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’ (hmm?)
Oh, what would you recommend?
Yeah, I’m just asking for a
Askin’ for a

[Verse 2]
‘Cause she’ll key up the car that cut her off in traffic
And she’ll fight in the bar if someone spills her drink
But isn’t everyone a little unstable
Like lose your sh*t, maybe flip a table?

Tell me how far is too far (is this too far?)
And I’ll let her know ‘cause

[Chorus]
I’m just asking for a friend
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’
Oh, what would you recommend?
Yeah, I’m just asking for a (asking for a)
Askin’ for a

I’m just asking for a friend
Yeah is she okay in the head?
‘Cause every now and then
The freak starts creepin’ in
I’m just asking for a
Asking for a

[Bridge]
Is it normal? Is it bad?
To have an inner maniac
Let’s be honest for a sec
Don’t we all have days like that?
I’m just asking for a

[Outtro]
Friend (Ohh-ahh-hh, yeah)
I’m just asking for a
Friend (frie-e-e-e-nd, oh)
I’m just asking for a

Is it normal? Is it bad?
To have an inner maniac
Let’s be honest for a sec
Don’t we all have days like that?