Look at you, with all your shiny
Toys for boys, it's all unnerving
Bold and new, but dark and spotty
The toys enjoy the undeserving
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Fat the world then sink your teeth in
Cannibal and missionary
Toes are curled, my thanks uneven
When tales so tall are ordinary
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