Fly Like You (Remix)

[Verse 1: Brittany Church as Velvet Remedy]
Had a pegasister back in school
Only flier for a mile or two
We was like two hairs in a tail
Even got myself up to Cloudsdale
Flock of friends flew me up, held tight
Bass and the liquor were poundin’ till the daylight
Drunk hit my brain like a media crescendo
Then they started chuckin’ ponies out the window

[Pre-Chorus: Brittany Church as Velvet Remedy]
One by one were thrown off and flew back up doin’ tricks
Happened fast, but somehow, I got thrown off in the mix
The ground came at me lighting quick
Got me cryin’, screamin’ and kinda sick
You were too drunk to notice, and too loud to listen
But I guess my broken limb ain’t worth the fallin’ distance

[Chorus: Brittany Church as Velvet Remedy & Emily Koch as Rainbow Dash]
Guess I’ll heal myself on the ground
‘Cause my lack of fringes just seems to slow you down
You called out, "Sorry! Hey! Glad you didn’t bite it!"
Well, glue your wings and jump and fuckin’ see how you like it
If there’s a race in life you’d win
I’ll be here below the stratosphere while you stay in it
Can’t flutter for nothin’, but they still got a rise
I’d love to be flappin’, instead of just tappin’
But it’s just not happenin’
I’ll never be fly like you
Fly like you

[Interlude: Brittany Church as Velvet Remedy & Nowacking as DJ Pon3]
[Pinkie Pie’s party cannon blows.]
"Hey! Sorry to blink in, but I heard you on the street and I had to give my side of it."
"What the hell are you talking ab—?"
"I played that show. And sorry Dash was so shitty, but don’t worry. I put her in her place."
"What'd you do? And who are you?"
"Pon3!"

[Verse 2: Nowacking as DJ Pon3 & Emily Koch as Rainbow Dash]
Spinnin’ in the sky, just hoofin’ my set
Then I saw you dive bomb, no feathers, no net, I said
“Hey dudes, you got wings you can spare?”
The motherbucker shrugged it off, like
"Pfft, she can grow a pair."
So, I cussed her out, I don’t give a shit
Got enough shows, got enough bits
What was I gonna do? Sit and bite my lip?
"Uh… maybe you can clear your own clouds, skip."
I took my horn to the window like a weapon
And I busted the sky up in about two seconds
(Did it, did it) Did it all without droppin’ the beat
So, how’s it feel to be obsolete?
Watch that jaw drop
Put that attitude on full stop
Don’t need wings to be on top
Pon3 on the bass
And I beat your time by eight
So, how’s that technicolor hat taste?

[Bridge: Brittany Church as Velvet Remedy & Emily Koch as Rainbow Dash]
I’ve been told to turn the other cheek and rise above it
But the weather is perfect, so all expect worship
But I think they can shove it
I bite my tongue, choke, swallow and smile when I’m around her
But it’s tough to be manic, ‘bout the aerodynamic
When there’s all these wiseguy, pegasi flyin’ by screamin’
"Suck it, grounders!"

[Chorus: Brittany Church as Velvet Remedy, Nowacking as DJ Pon3 & Both]
I give up (Can't keep up)
Whatever, I tried (Can't keep up)
And I’ll never crack your clique ‘cause I don’t go Mach V (Can't keep up)
Countin’ down the days till you crash and witness
How gravity makes the rest of us its dirty little mistress (Can't keep up)
If there was a race in life you’d win (Can't keep up)
I’ll be here below the stratosphere while you stay in it (Can't keep up)
Go and get your camera, it’s the last time I’ll be by
Flexing your wings, all you do, it’s depressing
"Oh, and watch out for lightning and turbulence, when you splat it's really nasty."
To hell with your flappin’, all your wings will be wrappin’
While we all die happy
Never bein' fly like you (Can't keep up)
Can’t keep up whatever I do (Can't keep up)
Can’t keep up whatever I do (Can't keep up)
Can’t keep up whatever I do (Can't keep up)
But I’ll die before I’m ever
Fly like you
Fly like you
Fly like you
You

[Outro: Brittany Church as Velvet Remedy]
I’ll never be fly like you