Flu Song

"And now, from Buddy DeMort's Lizard Lounge in beautiful Las Vegas here's Mister Phil Time!"
"Thank you, Buddy, God bless you. Beautiful man."

A - it's an A strain flu
B - and I'm feelin' blue
C - I'm so sick that I can't move
D - I got diarrhea and
E - I got no energy
F - I not sure 'f I'll improve. Hey
T - I feel terrible
H - it's hunbearable
I feelin' pains I can't describe
J - I feel like Jello and
K - I'm kind of yellow and
L - it's like 'ell to be alive (A little Tony Newley there, what d'ya think? Hey)
M, N, O, P - (Sing along, Honey) too weak to pee all day (Bet you saw that one comin' eh?)
Q, R, S, T - Texas flu, Russian too, aw please, take 'em away
U - flu you're killing' me
V- rather have VD (Just kiddin')
W, X-Ray, Z - this is serious
It's no fun to suffer through a day in bed with you
I wish you flu would fly away today
I wish you flu would fly away

"Phil Time for the Shot in the Arm Mass Inoculation Drive!"

Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey. Hey!

"Okay, thank you very much. I'll got get my shot right now - make it a double!"