Flavor Text - Pistols & Shotguns

Pistols
Dahlminator - Dodge this.
Devastator - Hail.
Fibber - Would I lie to you?

Flynt's Tinderbox - Good for starting fires.
Greed - Thief
Grog Nozzle - Hand over the keys, Sugar...
Gub - Abt Natural
Gunerang - Give it a burl.
Gwen's Head - Thinking outside the box.
Hornet - Fear the swarm!
Infection - Itchy. Tasty.
Infinity - It's closer than you think! (no it isn't)
Judge - I am free now.
Lady Fist - Love is a Lady Finger. True Love is a Lady Fist.
Law - De Da
Little Evie - Shock and awwwww! So cute!
Logan's Gun - Gun, Gunner!
Maggie - Monty's wife don't take no guff.
Pocket Rocket - Did you ever have the feeling...
Rex - Basically, it's a big gun.
Rubi - Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Stalker - You can run, but you can't hide.
Stinger - It's like butter, baby.
Teapot - Havin' a tea Partay drinkin' mah Teeea!
Thunderball Fists - I can have such a thing?
Unforgiven - It's a helluva thing...
Unkempt Harold - Did I fire six shots, or only five? Three? Seven. Whatever.
Veritas - Shoulda stopped at one.
Wanderlust - You never know until you go.

Shotguns
Blockhead - Also try Minecraft!
Butcher - Fresh Meat!
Carnage - huh. It shoots rockets.
Conference Call - Let's just ping everyone all at once.
Deliverance - Kiki got a shotgun
Dog - Because one barrel ain't enough, and two is too few.
Flakker - Flak The World
Heart Breaker - I don't want to set the world on fire...
Hydra - 5 heads of Death!
Interfacer - Because it enters your face. Get it? IT ENTERS YOUR FACE!
Jolly Roger - A Pirate's Life for me!
Landscaper - Get off my lawn!
Octo - Octo means 9.
Omen - I'm gonna need you to stand back.
Retcher - Ewww
RokSalt - Don't retreat. Instead, reload!
Shotgun 1340 - I like being a gun.
Sledge's Shotgun - The Legend Lives
Slow Hand - Take your time, Sugar...
Striker - Fandir? Thirteen.
SWORDSPLOSION!!! - Because Mister Torgue Said So.
Teeth of Terramorphous - His teeth made them flee in shame...
Tidal Wave - Flee the Wave, Dude!
Triquetra - Good things kill in threes.
Twister - Putting trouble on the run.