Flat Earth Conspiracy Love Song

Hello, my dear
Thanks for meeting me here
In the parking lot
Of the Jet Propulsion Laboratory

Darling, now please
It gives me unease
That you're sitting here
Picketing my work as a physicist

I know but darling you must understand
My people need me
We're taking a stand
You know that I love you but I stand my ground
You'll never convince us that our earth is round

Your people, darling, are nothing to me
I only love you
And I hope that you see
Even though you think the earth is a disc
A small disagreement, I'm willing to risk

So take my hand
We'll travel thе land
'Cross oceans and sand
Over mountains so grand
Then maybе well help each other understand
That gravity's a myth
That satellites are real
That our love is not a conspiracy

I'd walk a thousand miles to the edge of the dome
That covers our home
To be with you
I'd calculate a trajectory using earth's curvature
If it would ensure
We'd be together

But what if my lovers a government spy
Hoping to spread more unspeakable lies
I know he's lost touch with reality now
But I think I'll convince her someday, somehow

And as we lie right under the sky
My heart beats as I
See the stars in your eyes
The stars seem so close I could touch them
But I know they're
3000 miles away
Nope, try light years away
Let's just say far, far away, my dear
Yet you are right here
And that's all that matters
And we know that we're
On this (flat) earth together
In love forever
Our love is not a conspiracy

(spoken)
Run away with me tonight, my darling
I can't, we're launching a rocket today
The CIA paid you to say that
No, they didn't
Darling, why don't you just come over tonight and we'll watch Great British Baking Show
It's called Great British Bake Off, in this dimension
Ok, calm down
[dissatisfied grumbling]