Flamingo Legs

*Intro*

[Verse 1]
I love when opportunity knocks
It rocks the stripes right outta my socks
I love the world and everything else;
The trampolines and jingling bells

[Pre-Chorus]
I'd love to say there's not a thing I detest
I'd love to tie a piece of string to the best of what I know and keep it near, but I won't
I'd love to feel devoid of fear, but I don't
And I prefer it that way, I prefer it that way now

[Chorus]
Living, living underneath a rock
Injuriously curious, the outline drawn in chalk

[Verse 2]
I know the words but don't understand
The karaoke effigy man
Flamingo legs of yellow and green
Attached to grandma's sewing machine

[Pre-Chorus]
I'd love to say it's only fair, but it's not
I'd love to form a perfect square
I forgot my love of rolling down the hill on the lawn
I never noticed it until it was gone
And I prefer it that way, I prefer it that way now

[Chorus]
Living, living underneath a rock
Living (Under the catacomb.)
In this (Pile of styrofoam.)
Outline drawn in chalk