Fitter Skirt, Happier Jacket

[Spoken Verse]
Fitter happier
Mind like a diamond
Knows what's best
Shoes that cut
Eyes burn like cigarettes
Right allocations
Fast, thorough, sharp as a tack
Plays with jewelry
Puts up hair
Tours the facility
Picks up slack
Gets up early
Stays up late
Uninterrupted prosperity
Uses a machete to cut red tape
Fingernails shine like justice
Voice is dark, like tinted glass
Smooth liquidation
Good dividends
Meet accidentally at Citibank
Starts to talk, borrows my pen
Wants a car with a cup holder armrest
Wants a car that will get her there
Changes name from Kitty to Karen
Tradеs MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron

[Outro]
Short Skirt
Long Jackеt