Fit Right In

[Verse 1: Izzy Moonbow]
I thought Earth ponies were the pony ladder's bottom rung
I heard the pegasi are brutes you'd hate to be among
«You smell like fishes! You're vicious!
I bet you eat your young!»
Meet any one of you the thing to do is run away
But although I know we're all a buncha different breeds
Take away our wings and horns and we're just frightened steeds
So let's put aside our differences, 'cause what we need's a win, o-o-h
Come on, rip out all the pages of your history books
Just because we're undercover doesn't mean we're crooks
When we walk you through the crowd and give your brand new looks a spin

[Refrain: Izzy Moonbow]
You're gonna fit right in

[Bridge: Hitch Trailblazer & Izzy Moonbow]
— This is a new low
You're gonna fit right in
— It's never gonna work!

[Verse 2: Hitch Trailblazer]
They taught us unicorns were super scary maniacs
With horns like razors, and tongues like tasers, and teeth like tacks
They take your hooves and then they grind 'em into midnight snacks
The basic gist of it is unicorns are not okay

[Verse 3: Sunny Starscout & Izzy Moonbow]
Look I know we're risking everything for this endeavor
But look at us: We're brave and strong and weird and clever
Thus closer to the finish than we've ever, ever been, woah-oh-oh
So we better take a leap and put our faith in you
Get our crafty on with sparkles, tape, and super glue
'Cause we're running out of options and we're desperate to begin

[Refrain: Izzy Moonbow]
You're gonna fit right in!

[Bridge: Hitch Trailblazer, Sunny Starscout & Izzy Moonbow & Izzy Moonbow]
— Huh, if you say so
You're gonna fit right in
I know you will, now watch and learn

[Chorus: Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Sunny Starscout & Zipp Storm]
This is how a unicorn walks (Walks)
This is how a unicorn talks (Talks)
This is how a unicorn hoops (Hoops?)
This is how a unicorn— oops (Oh, geez, stop!)
This is how a unicorn struts (Struts)
Oh, watch us shake our unicorn butts (Butts)
Now you're in the unicorn know (Woah)
Soon you'll be a unicorn pro!

[Verse 4: Izzy Moonbow]
Oh, a unicorn horn makes a unicorn stride
It's the more-head on your forehead, it's the source of your pride
Every unicorn who's born has worn a horn that's unique
So we'll whip them up as we speak
You'll be looking très magnifique!
We'll fake a phony protrusion and make a bony illusion
It's not the perfect solution, but the world's not big on inclusion
And with those rocks in our pockets we'll reap the reward
Then folks will be floored
We'll strike a new chord
Our magic restored!

[Verse 5: Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer & Sunny Starscout]
Lately all Equestria has lost its heart
But if we can help to find it we should play our part
If we fail we'll go to prison!
But if not we'll start to grin
So let's begin!

[Chorus: together & Izzy Moonbow]
We're gonna fit right in!
We're gonna fit right in!
We're gonna fit right in!
We're gonna fit right in!
We're gonna fit right in!
This is how a unicorn walks!
This is how a unicorn talks!
Now you're looking unicorn strong!

[Outro: Izzy Moonbow]
This is how a unicorn ends this song!