Fish Fight Song

(female vocal)
1. you smell just like a can of worms Baking in the sun There's fish guts hanging from your chin I sure hope you had fun You gotta stop hanging 'round That worthless bunch of guys Cause if you dump a shift again I'll blacken both your eyes
2. if you go out fishing And forget to do your chores I'm gonna take the chain saw And cut up that boat of yours If I catch you making spawn bags From my brand new pantyhose I'll take those smelly fish eggs And ram 'em up your nose

Chorus: Fish fish fish That's all you ever do Fish fish fish Wit dat lousy crew
(male vocal) Nag nag nag that's all you ever do Nag nag nag Until your face turns blue

(female vocal)
3. I thought you gave me chinese food In those two foam cups I nearly had a heart attack When I warmed 'em up A heap of slimy dew worms Was squirming on my plate You're lucky that I saw them move Before it was too late

4. I threw out those fish eggs In those gerber baby jars Baby huey ate some Now he backfires like a car I'm gonna smash your tackle box And break your fishing poles And take my sushi knife And fill your waders full of holes

(repeat chorus)
5. my mother tried to warn me This time I'm gonna listen She told me I should leave you The next time you go fishing

(male vocal) I'm really gonna miss you And all the fun we had But if you wanna see me I'll be fishing with your dad

What?

Chorus: (female vocal) Fish fish fish That's all you ever do Fish fish fish Wit dat lousy crew
(male vocal) I gotta go go go Stop cawing you old crow No no no Let me go, let me go