First Encounter with the Devil

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I remember hearing her say one thing when somebody called and said, "I'm trying to help a friend of mine, but they really don't want my help."
And she said, "You're an idiot."
(crowd laughs)
Ha ha ha ha!
And she said, "You're arrogant
Because you think you can help somebody that doesn't want to be helped
They're not- You don't need to feel sorry for them!
Because they are in the problem they're in because of the decisions they made
Don't feel sorry for somebody who's in a problem because of the decisions they made to get in that problem
Come on, somebody."
(crowd laughs)
And I agreed with that, I thought, "Man.. Let's have her out at the church."
(crowd laughs)
"I can't be that straightforward with folks, they'll leave the church!"
(crowd laughs)
"But man, they'll buy her books on the Ten Commandments, well I can't- can't get them to obey the Ten Commandments in the- in the- in Exodus!"
It's amazing, the world's flocking to that stuff, because somebody's telling them the truth the way that it is!