Fingerprints

My fingerprints are everywhere
And it's no accident
My fingerprints are everywhere
And you know what that means

It means that I am calling to ask you what my alibi is
I am calling to ask you what my point in life is

My fingerprints are everywhere
They're all over you
My fingerprints are everywhere
You know what they'll ask you?

They'll ask, "Who's that scrunty guy you see on every Sunday?
And that stuff he keeps at your house
Can we see it?
Can we see it?
Can we see you every Sunday?
Or until his fingerprints aren't anywhere?"

My fingerprints are everywhere
And I'm a method actor
My fingerprints are everywhere
And I'm a method actress

Acting like a prima donna in a canyon shouting curses
Making unfounded claims for better and worse
Better and worse
And it'll get better on Sunday
Once my fingerprints aren't anywhere...