Figgy Pudding

Figgy pudding is actually, like, really good
But y'know, I-I've never tried it so
I wouldn't actually know what figgy pudding tastes like
So I d... I don't even know, like
Why am I gonna write about...

Why am I gonna write a song about figgy pudding
When I've never actually tried it before?
Like, I think that's kinda stupid, you know?
Like, I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna be that kind of person
So, I'm just gonna write an interlude

Like on... like on Be Yourself, like
"Conversations With Myself" / "Circle Group"
For like no reason
Because I'm running out of time
I'm literally, like, making this in December
When the deadline was due, like

I haven't even tried figgy pudding yet
But... but here I am, making a song about it
And using a vocoder for no reason
Other than the fact that it's cool and funny
This is... this is kinda like

Hahahahaha!
I can't get over the fact that I'm actually doing this
This is really dumb and stupid
I like- I like that on Ableton that you can see, like
The time marker, like, down there
Like, the time marker where you can
See how long you've been recording, like

Not like, "I Branch Out Sometimes" where I literally, like
Started rapping for like no reason, I think...
I think that was kinda dumb
And it's kinda stupid
Um... it's like...

9:30 right now... I'm pretty sure
Yeah, it's like 9:30, yeah, I just checked the time
I'm recording this on a Macbook microphone
I am recording...
I am recording an interlude titled "Figgy Pudding" on the Mistletoe Melodies EP

It's very dumb, I don't know why it's happening
I don't know why you're listening to it
I don't know why you haven't skipped to the next song, yet
Yeah, I'm sure that the next song is probably
Probably way better than hearing some little kid

Talk about figgy pudding that he hasn't even tried yet
Anyways, I think this should be the end of the interlude
We've hit the, like, two minute mark, I'm pretty sure
Anyways, bye
I hope you have a Merry Christmas

[Instrumental Break]

Oh
Figgy
Oh, yeah
Figgy pudding
In my mouth
In my mouth
Oh, that figgy pudding goes
Heh, okay
Mmm, woah
Hum, hoo
Ah-oh
Yeah
Figgy pudding, yeah
Hoo, hoo