Fifty-Fifty

[Intro]
Oh, Aah!

[Verse 1]
Well my dandruff is loose and my breath is chartreuse
I know I ain't cute and my voice is kaput

[Pre-Chorus]
But that's alright, people
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you any old way

[Chorus]
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have something to say

[Verse 2]
I ain't gonna sing you no love song, how my heart is all soft
Will not beg your indulgence 'cause you heard it before

[Pre-Chorus]
And that's alright, people
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you any old way

[Chorus]
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have something to say
It's in my pants

[Instrumental Break 1:36 - 4:36]
[Keyboard Solo]
[Violin Solo]
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Now I've taken your time, I have sung you my song
Ain't no great revelation but it wasn't too long

[Pre-Chorus]
And that's alright, people
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you any old way, haha

[Chorus]
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have something to say

[Instrumental Outro]