Feudin’ And Fightin’

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Feuding and fussing and a-fighting
Sometimes it gets to be exciting now
Don't like them ornery neighbors down by the creek
We'll be plumb out of neighbors next week
Grandma, poor ol' grandma
Tell me, why'd they have to shoot poor grandma
She lies in the clover
You see, someone caught her bending over
Picking up a daisy!
Feduin' and fussin' and a-fighting
There is a wrong that needs a righting
Let's get that funeral service over
So then we can start in a-feudin' again
Daughter, baby daughter
Poisoned all the neighbors chickens
Daughter hadn't oughter
Least 'till she could run like the dickens
They hit her with a shovel
Feudin' and fighting and a-fussin'
No need a-standing here a-cussin', now
Let's give our daughter a pistol now that she's four
And go feudin' and fightin' some more