Feudin’ and Fightin’

You don't love me and you never did
You won't even help me mind these kids
All you want to do is run around every night
Giving all the girls the eye

Uh, you don't ever comb your hair no more
Don't do the dishes and you won't sweep the floor
So how can you expect me to take you anywhere
Looking like a grizzly bear

Every darn night they're feudin' and fightin'
Screamin' and hollerin' like thunder and lightnin'
The dadgum neighbors can't never agree
It's about to get the best of me

Well my wife keeps a sayin' that I oughta call the cops
The people round here we hopin' they'll stop
Then they keeps on houndin' til they woke ours too
Why don't you hurry up and get through

Well I shoulda known better than to marry me you
There's better lookin' fellers in the city zoo
You come home plastered every night
And all you want to do is fight

Well all I want to do is just have a little fun
A little drink or two and my work is done
I don't know why I ever bought that ring
I guess I must have been insane

Every darn night they're feudin' and fightin'
Screamin' and hollerin' like thunder and lightnin'
The dadgum neighbors can'y never agree
It's about to get the best of me

Well my wife keeps a sayin' that I oughta call the cops
Then they keeps on houndin' til they woke ours too
Why don't you hurry up and get through
Then they keeps on houndin' til they woke ours too
Why don't you hurry up and get through