[Intro: Flaming Hot Kirby]
Hey guys its me flaming hot kirby. Did you know that this song is really good and it was actually a personal favourite of the 22nd president of the united states Ronald T Regan. Did you know that the T is Ronald T Regan stands for turtle eater? Its a really fun fact
[Verse]
They call me the CEO of Gurgles
This is a subtle reference to the fact that I gurgle
[Outro]
[?] because salmonella is often a result of eating turtles and often results in death and that's pretty sad