Feet on the Ground

I'm an American, proud and strong
But wouldn't you agree that something's really wrong?
Hey

And I go to Washington to see what I can do
But they say, "Thanks, man, nothing's really new"

And I pay taxes to see what's going on
Got relatives in Texas, but that can't hear a sound
I think Miller stinks
My socks are in the sink
(Hmm)

And I go shopping, it's real, real fun
But the things I buy on TV, they never, ever come
Hey

And I got a girlfriend who's really, really neat
She picks up her clothes and lets me kiss her feet

I work my taxes to see what's going down
And I wear black suits when I hit the town
This is how we think
This is why I drink

I'm an American, not a clown
I watch TV to get my feet on the ground
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh