Feelin’ Kinda Froggy

My Grandpa Doc was a wild old man
If what I heard was true
He loved Wild Bird and raised horses
And he fought in World War II
He and his brother married the same girl
And if you're still confused
My uncle married my grandma when my daddy was only two

Uncle Brooks and Grandpa Doc would get along just fine
Hellraisin' in a '65 'Cuda, lovin' brothers til closing time
And her name'd come up, they'd go toe-to-toe
Everybody'd hit the door
By the time the Sheriff'd get to 'em
They'd be out cold on the floor

I do believe, they done passed it down
I'm out bird-doggin' chicks all over town
The Lord or the school won't do no good
I'm out getting froggy, like ever' hophead should

When I was 13, my daddy left home - it was plain to see
There's whiskey in the water down in Coal Creek, Tennessee
But it ain't no thang, 'cause I got a brand-new bang
From God's own sacred weed
I'll spend the rest of my screwed up life, feelin' kinda froggy

Feelin' kinda froggy
Feelin' kinda froggy
Feelin' kinda froggy, now