Federal Building (Vermont Street Sessions)

[Verse 1]
Meet me down in the lobby
Honey we’ve gotta pay for our sins
I bought a bottle of aspirin
And the coffee is free until 10
I heard the groom’s little brother
Is in worse shape than anyone else
Yellow stains in the mattress
Now he’s black listed from the hotel

[Chorus 1]
And the church looked like a federal building
And the groomsman all cleaned up real nice
We may all not believe in a heaven
But the bride’ll make a hell of a wife
And honey that’s all that matters right now

[Verse 2]
Chardonnay on the rooftop
All the bridesmaids abandoned their heels
Dirty jokes in the speeches
As the bachelors surveyed the field
I could feel your eyes on me
As I was talking the ear off the priest
The newlywed’s little secret
That they planned to announce when he leaves

[Chorus 2]
And the church looked like a federal building
And the groomsman all cleaned up real nice
If we all had a ticket to heaven
Last night we made our maker think twice
But honey that doesn’t matters right now

[Bridge]
We gather to witness the merging of hearts
Then load into limos and trash mini bars
Give into vices and speak to the stars

[Chorus 3]
And the church looked like a federal building
And the groomsman all cleaned up real nice
We may all not believe in a heaven
But the bride’ll make a hell of a wife
And honey that’s all that matters
And honey that’s all that matters
And honey that’s all that matters right now