[Part I]
[Chorus]
FBI open up, (Woop Woop)
Saw your browser history, so wassup, (Woop Woop)
Kicked your front door down
Taking you downtown, in our big black armoured truck. (Woop Woop)
We are the FBI, that's a crime, (Woop Woop)
Getting Minecraft free online, (Woop Woop)
Incognito mode can not stop us, bro
We can watch you anytime. (Woop Woop)
[Verse 1]
We're behind your house, in the alleyway
Because you're watching too much anime
Police station, just a block away
Anime boobies, everyday you view these
[Verse 2]
We can see boy, what you're searching
You've got a good meme choice, so it's worth it
We all know that you don't keep it clean
But, congrats on that like from Bеlle Delphine
[Chorus]
FBI opеn up, (Woop Woop)
Hear that "nee naw" boy, wassup, (Woop Woop)
Sticking tape on your cam won't do much man
Cos we're everywhere you look
We are the FBI, we're your friend, (Woop Woop)
You don't need a VPN, (Woop Woop)
And I'm sorry bro that the girl said no
When you slid in them DMs. (Woop Woop)
[Verse 3]
Hey Alexa, she's listening
The mic is hot so we can listen in
I found that folder, it's sickening
I never knew people could achieve that positioning
[Verse 4]
Friend, you have an addiction
Just read your Tom Nook fanfiction
Not gonna lie, it was kind of a hit, son
But less gratuitous descriptions
[Chorus]
FBI open up, (Woop Woop)
You need help, your K/D sucks, (Woop Woop)
You've been playing W.O.W for 10 years now
And you've barely levelled up
We are the FBI, it's a crime, (Woop Woop)
For you to have this much game time, (Woop Woop)
Violence comes from gaming, son
So, go and get a life. (Woop Woop)
[Verse 5]
We are the FBI, where's your mum?
Cos I kind of like her bum, (Woop Woop)
Go get Pam on the webcam
So I can have some fun
[Part II]
[Verse 6]
Not just the FBI, I'm your dad
Sorry son, please don't get mad
Fifteen years ago, I left
And I feel really bad
[Verse 7]
I am the FBI, it's not a joke
I got this job to see you grow
All this watching you online
Makes me want to come home
[Bridge]
I need you... (I need you...)
You need me... (You need me...)
We need each other, son
That is what I've learned
I need you... (I need you...)
You need me... (You need me...)
We need each other, son
That is what I've learned
[Outro]
Are you winning son? (Are you winning son)
Like I knew you could, (Like I knew you could)
And I miss Pam's bum, (And I miss her bum)
More than I thought I would. (Well then, I thought I would)
Are you winning son? (Are you winning son)
Like I knew you could, (Like I knew you could)
And I miss Pam's bum, (And I miss her bum)
More than I thought I would. (Well then, I thought I would)
FBI Open Up was written by Day by Dave.
FBI Open Up was produced by Day by Dave.
Day by Dave released FBI Open Up on Mon Mar 01 2021.