Favorite Band (voice memo)

[Spoken Intro]
Mm, mm
Alright, this is, uh, a weird edited version, with a bridge, also in open E of Favorite Band. There's a little outro that I added that totally doesn't have to be in there 'cause it might not blend well. You're probably gonna hear it if it doesn't. But this is gonna be the one that I record and send, because I wanna play Stardew Valley now. Neck crack!
Okay!
I gotta slow down, mm-hm

[Verse 1]
I bought us the tickets to the show this weekend
And I was dancing, you're in the corner standin'
I wish you'd dance with me
But you don't seem to be into it
But right thеn, it hit me
I'm sorry, you just don't get it

[Chorus]
I wish I liked you as much as I likе my favorite band
It's not your fault, it's mine, I'm just a kid like Simple Plan
And in the morning you could drive me home, put on your playlist
I just don't like you as much as I like my favorite band

[Verse 2]
We're hangin' out again, I'm wonderin' what I came here for
When I could be at home with my headphones and Paramore
And I hate to say it, but to me your taste isn't that good
And Hayley just gets me
The way you never did

[Chorus]
I wish I liked you as much as I like my favorite band
It's not your fault, it's mine, I'm just a kid like Simple Plan
And in the mornin' you could drive me home, put on your playlist
I just don't like you as much as I like my favorite band

[Bridge]
Kissin' in the rain and I feel nothin'
Oh, what a shame to let you go
Honestly, I should've seen it comin'
When you said you didn't like All Time Low
Bound to fail
Pierce The Veil
Close my eyes, tryna feel somethin'
Put on my favorite song
And I can tell that you're just bluffin'
Tryin' to sing-along

[Chorus]
I wish I liked you as much as I like my favorite band
It's not your fault, it's mine, I'm just a kid like Simple Plan
And in the morning you could drive me home, put on your playlist
I just don't like you as much as I like Great Grandpa, or Girlpool, or Joy Again
Or anyone else
Or anyone else

[Spoken Outro]
Right now. Currently, 'cause I just don't really like your music taste and it's putting me off, it's making me feel weird, that's what this song is about. That's the updated version. That, uh, uh, weird little, mm-mm, outro I just put in, I just thought of it, I thought it would be fun to maybe be like "na-na, na, na-na, na-na" I think. Uh, but I could edit it or just not have it be in there at all and just end it with a "I just don't like you as much as I like my favorite band" and then have like a cool outro. Anyways, this, uh, voice memo's getting very long, um, see ya. Thanks. Love you. Mwah!