Favorable Pig Donuts

[Verse 1]
I’m that pig
In a wig
Who would like to eat a fig
While doing a merry irish jig
People may come
People may go
But when you see a pig’s bum
It’ll start to snow
Pure and cold
Sometimes melts if you hold
It
In a pit
With pigs and their s---
Nobody loves donuts like a hungry animal
If all y’all were donuts then I’d be a cannibal
I should have a my own TV show channel
And it would features shows about pigs and moles
Eating donut holes
Stabbing each other with poles
Cause they’re a--holes
And that’s one of my goals

[Hook]
Favorable pig donuts
Taste better than yo nuts
Don’t take my word for it
Just ask your bro’s guts
Because they talk
And they walk
To the donut store
Because they’re pigs who want some more

[Verse 2]
Douchebags
A pooch lags
Cause it’s a dog
Not a donut hog
Literally
Cause a hog’s a pig
Bitterally
Eating donuts that are too big
To fit in it’s belly
It’s favorite kind is jelly
He says you reek of his old socks which means you’re smelly
And the hog’s wife’s name is Kelly
And they have a baby named Nelly
That pig isn’t who you wanna fight
Just be a bird spread your wings and take flight
With all your might

[Hook]

Pigs also really like custard
And that wraps up another song by Brain Busta