Fat Ronaldo
Local * Track #1 On Fat Ronaldo
Fat Ronaldo Lyrics
[Intro: Local]
Ooh come alive ooh come alive ooh come alive ooh come alive ah
One two, it's Locs
[Verse 1: Local]
I spend my money on takeaway grub
Friday night in a pub, might ask boss for a sub
Shit, run outta bud and the drinks ain't cheap in the club
But no, it's a taxi home, a taxi there, just for a girl with crappy hair
I shoulda wore a trackie there, there was girls from Cali there, they kept calling me Taffy brer
Kebab stain on a new Nike air oh great, missed my plate
Done the same on a Nando's date
Call me a cheapskate but I know ya' man don't pay
Broke but I make the bandos hate, broke but I make the bandos hate
[Chorus: Local]
Try and start me, try and start me
I'm fat Ronaldo, I'm Brian Harvey
I'm nearly famous as Johnny Vegas
I'm good as new it's all la-di-da-di
Try and start me, try and start me
I'm fat Ronaldo, I'm Brian Harvey
I'm nearly famous as Johnny Vegas
I'm good as new it's all la-di-da-di
[Verse 2: Local]
I ain't sitting in court, but when I touch stage I showcase
From the capital, name in a lowcase
From the 'Diff don't say I don't know mace
So waved that I could win a boat race
You can call me Boaty McBoatface
Big man, living in my own place
'Diff gang, did it with my Soul mates
Ask [?] mate, I don't rush
I gave girl mix-up like blue and red slush
Old school like a high school crush
L one cool J and I just hush
Stay away from four o'clock rush
I'm from Wales where they say 'Oy mush'
I'm from a place where the girls say 'lush' and they ain't even got a hairbrush
[Chorus: Local]
Try and start me, try and start me
Little prick come, sly and sarky
Call me mate and I'll punch ya' face
And I nicked the purse at Ryan's party
Try and start me, try and start me
Little prick come, sly and sarky
Call me mate I'll punch ya' face
I nicked the purse at Ryan's party
Try and start me, try and start me
I'm fat Ronaldo, I'm Brian Harvey
I'm nearly famous as Johnny Vegas
I'm good as new it's all la-di-da-di
Try and start me, try and start me
I'm fat Ronaldo, I'm Brian Harvey
I'm nearly famous as Johnny Vegas
I'm good as new it's all la-di-da-di
Fat Ronaldo Q&A
Who wrote Fat Ronaldo's ?
Fat Ronaldo was written by Local.