Far From Normal

[Intro]
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[Verse 1: Danny Boone]
Damn Skippy Jif Jam Peter Pan Smucker's
Jelly brain short fat silly motherfucker
One man ear candy factory Willy Wonka
Hoes got that dunkadunk shove it like they bonkers
Off my rocker like a senior citizen that fell
At a nursing home crazier than Friday nights in hell
Celebratin' a plane full of folks that worship Satan
Crashin' in the side of a mountain insane
Like two hits of four way window pane
I set a weed field ablaze to be against the grain
I can't change language profane
Known to grow fangs and throw flames
At propane tanks and boost a plane
Code name no name manics with no shame
Pop lockin' on cocaine on Soul Train
Butt naked with a gold chain

[Chorus: Danny Boone]
We are far from normal
And we always will be
We are far from normal
And we always will be

[Verse 2: Danny Boone]
When it comes to rage I'm off the gauge
I shine bright like the lights when my fist come off your face
Right before you choke on your teeth and that bloody taste
The game is a maze I'm a Schlitz Malt Liquor bull
Comin' through the brick wall like a wrecking ball
I reckon y'all hate me because of that
In that case I think I'll take a crap in the corn flakes
Of the whole game basically just to see the look on their face
Yep I'm sick must be talkin' out my ass the way I spit this shit
Naw just raw since I was a young buck pissin' off the law
Never listening to my ma or my pa
Now I drop the cause like I hopped off the see saw
Teeter totter and I dropped a hotter heater because

[Chorus: Danny Boone]
We are far from normal
And we always will be
We are far from normal
And we always will be

[Verse 3: Demun Jones]
The beast master at least when I walk the streets
Sprout horns when the speakers snap back from beats
And spit flames stop drop and roll is your name
And I'm not the mood for playing games
Watch where I aim and don't be standing there when I pull back
And open up the hole like a fullback
I'm 44 and I'm laying down in a 56
Flat on your back like bricks
Dependin' on who you ask I'm a product of the past
Tryin' to live in the moment but the now it never lasts
I'm losin' it tryin' so hard to hold on
Got me more fucked up than Turbo and Ozone
Climbin' the wall shakin' and shit
Feelin' the fire feel like breakin' a bit
Throwin' a fit like a schizophrenic but I'm far from it
I'm real motherfuckin' far from it

[Chorus: Danny Boone]
We are far from normal
And we always will be
We are far from normal
And we always will be