Fanmail

[Voice mail]
Friday 5:58pm

[Fan]
Hey, Josh! I've been a huge fan of you for a while

I just had some thoughts I wanted to share

So Um like, no offense but you are such a fucking douche

I mean, how pretentious can you be?

"Oh I can master every genre of music 'cause I'm Josh and I'm so great"

Fuck you

What an asshole

I'm sorry I'm just trying to offer up some constructive criticism here when I say you should just go back to doing dubstep because that's the only reason people listen to you. that's the only thing you can do well

You lack the flow and the melanin required to be a decent rapper
As a fan, I love your early stuff. it was great! but rap?

Jesus

I'm sorry, but as long as you're a rapper you can just eat a dick, I don't care

Again, Big fan