Fangoria

Is that still Andrew What's-his-name
Wearing Leatherface
Last time that I checked
Jason played by Kane (chi-chi-chi ha-ha-ha)
Why won't there ever be
Gremlins number three

Pages filled with ink outlining things
Where's my bible I can read

Who got slaughtered
By whom and how
Dude, I used to know

Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria
Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria
Fangoria

Machete and a hockey mask
A star is made of that
A sweater green and red
Finger knives and hat
Necronomicon cast
Henrietta, Evil Ash

Pages filled with ink outlining things
Where's my bible I can read

Who got slaughtered
By whom and how
Dude, I used to know

Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria
Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria
Fangoria

Though VHS is dead
The characters survive the brutal test
The test of time (time, time, time)

Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria
Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria
Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria
I want my Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria
Bring back my Fangoria