Famously Monogamous

[Verse 1]
Your opposable thumbs
Have always been
Famously monogamous
But lately
If I’m right
Stuck at night
And you’re chuckling
To yourself

[Chorus]
But I can’t
Help but wondering
Who you could be talkin’ to
‘Cause I’m here and you’re not
Talking to me
You could be walking through
Your hall of fame calling card
Aren’t you just a work of art?
And the things that you say
Can be taken either way
All your jokes are the crack
Smiling aphrodisiac
Misery, misery loves company

[Verse 2]
Jealousy’s never been
My thing
I’m more the
Paranoid personality
Please tell me
Destiny is such a bore
Now, come on, really
This goin’ be
Epiphany
Is this good for you?
Good for you
Good for you
Good for you
Good for you
Good for you
Good for you
Good for you
Who you could be talkin’ to
‘Cause I’m here and you’re not
Talking to me
I’ll give you a cryptic clue
You’re a messed up teacher
And you know [?], too

[Chorus]
I just can’t help but wondering
Who you could be walking to
Your hall of fame calling card
Aren’t you just a work of art?
And the things that you say
Can be taken either way
All your jokes are the crack
Smilin’ aphrodisiac
Misery, misery loves company