Famous Fighters (Skit)

[Skit]
Hi, Dad, you mustn't forget not that you promised while we are eating you'd tell a story
I'll, I'll tell you something later.. something strange happening in the martial arts world
Good, tell me then!
Every year, many famous fighters are gathering. The story is:

What are you doing in Shaolin? Who are you? Let's have your leg!

The Wu-Tang Clan, now the Wu-Tang warriors–

Quiet! Do you know where you are? Show all respect
I know that I've come into a tiger's den. But then, I came to catch tigers. Right
If you lay a sword on him, I'll kill you
I realize that, if you're itching for a duel to test these skills, right now is the time to fight
Why?
Because you fight now, then you'll lose
Who says?
I say it
Just kill him!
No, you can't kill him. That's my job
I want the man dead. Then he dies