Famous

You're famous for talking on the phone
And always reminds us for you to come home
But you don't have no reason to come home
Unless she says the dinner is set
Or you have a message

And all your friends, they want to stay your friends
But you've never been too sure of them
What if they turn out annoying or stupid?
What would you do?
Would you ditch them too?

So your mum thought up a story to tell
One that'd keep you from the grims of Hell
And though you tried to act like you weren't interested
You couldn't help but be enthralled by it
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