Family Man

One, two

Now they find your little girl playin' doctor down the Hotel Calypso
Now they drag her down to jail 'cause she wasn't playin' doctor for free
Now they call you to the station, you gotta post bail
Now you put your arms around her and hold your little girl

'Cause you're a family man, you're a family man
You gotta turn the other cheek and put your head in the sand
You're a family man, you're a family man
You take good care of the family

Ooh, now they find your young son makin' movies for the Theater L'Amour
And now they drag him downtown with the monkeys and the bit of chiffon
He had on
Now they call you to the station, you gotta post bail
Now your boy says he's sorry, now you get him outta jail

'Cause you're a family man, you're a family man
You gotta turn thе other cheek and put your head in the sand
You'rе a family man, you're a family man
You take good care of the family

Now it's 11:45 and your wife is sneakin' in through the back door
Now you switch off all the lights, you pretend you didn't hear her come in
Now she climbs into the bed, she doesn't make a sound
You kiss her on the shoulder and turn back around

'Cause you're a family man, you're a family man
You gotta turn the other cheek and put your head in the sand
You're a family man, you're a family man
You take good care of the family

Family man, you're a family man
You gotta turn the other cheek and put your head in the sand
You're a family man, you're a family man
You take good care of the family
You take good care of the family
You take good care of the family
You take good care of the family, man