Familiar Five

I got up
About a quarter to nine
I got up
And to my surprise
I found a new finger
On the familiar five
I found a new finger
On the familiar five

I went out
Zig zag down the street
I went out
And all the people I meet
They said "How are you?"
I said "I'm doing just fine -
I found a new finger
On the familiar five"

Yes I'm ugly
I'm your newborn freak
Yes I'm ugly
Ugly but unique
I can assure you
That the pleasure is all mine
I came to show you
Let me come inside
I wanna show you
What I'm capable of
I found a new finger
On the familiar five
I found a new finger
On the familiar five
I found a new finger
On the familiar five