Faltu Rapper

[रैप गीत by Dino James]

[Dialogue Sample Intro: Faltu rapper Song teaser clip snippet titled as "RECAP" with Dino James and Record Label Boss]
(Ha ab tak aapne Dekha)
Boss: "Yeh jo tu meaningful rapping karta hai na
Oye chad de isey
Video mein glitter laa
Versace
Ladikyan
Oye yeh sab hit banati hai artist ko"
Dino James:
"Toh thekay sir, ek mehenga video banaake laata hu aapke liye mein"
(Aur ab, aaagey!)

[Verse 1: Dino James]
Accha to aap hi ho mahan Dino James
Sacchi sacchi bolo what’s your real name
Isey gaana kehte ho aap bloody nonsense
Itni kardi girlfriend ne aapne maa behan
Thak gaye saale mere sunke kaan
Meri jaan aise gaanon ki hai no demand
Aisa kuch kar na like lungi dance
Woh bhi bina koyi payment ya advance
Yeh spoken word hai, sir its not rap
Bas baatein karein nonstop, without gap
Koi dega nahi aise mein tumko launch pad
Bhagwan ne khud hi kiya saara mujhe WhatsApp
Kitne thake thake videos nikalte ho bhai
Sabke dhaki dhaki kyon hain cleavage aur thigh
Yeh pasand nahi karenge saare youngster
Commercial karo beta commercial
Waise kya definition hai comercial ki
Adhnangi chicks, 90s remix
Aur dhik-chick, dhik-chick kuch bhi lyrics
Aur khud ka naam ho 10 bara repeat
Yeh sab nikalna hai mujhe chhati se
Kyun gaane karun zabran party ke
Aur bhi mere paas bohat topic hain
Wahan waise hi itna zyada sala traffic hai
Sunke gaane Kishore aur Rafique ae
Lagta hai rappers hain hum bas toffee ke
Star bane phire saare nausikhe
Sab nakli hain saala, sab hi graphic hai

[Chorus: Dino James]
Tu faltu rapping karta hai
Yeh lagte hain ilzaam
Tera kuch nahi ho sakta music mein
Yeh sunta hoon main aam
Mujhe chaahe woh darana
Par hote hain bas nakaam
They try to pull me down
Par ulta hota hoon main strong
Tu faltu rapping karta hai
Yeh lagte hain ilzaam
Tera kuch nahi ho sakta music mein
Yeh sunta hoon main aam
Mujhe chaahe woh darana
Par hote hain bas nakaam
They try to pull me down
Par ulta hota hoon main strong

[Verse 2: Dino James]
Kahaan karega play, kaun dega stage
Dekh mere bhai jaisa desh waisa bhesh
Itni saari mehnat sab hai waste
Ek baar likh phir cut copy paste
Par hai mere paas bohat stories to tell
Lori aur melodies bories mein qaid
Bas dhoondh raha hoon ek achcha johar'e to sell
Vishwas karo yaar no need to help
Paise khade banaate hain saare kaagzaat
Pehle humein banani tumhari suhagraat
Vishwas leke karte vishwasghaat
Naagraj hain aasteen ke yeh saakshat
Karte khus-phus nuks yeh nikalte nuks
Kisi dude ke saath karte na video shoot
Kuch khud chhut-put, jhooth-mooth, se smooch
Kood kood ke dekhega phir yeh video youth
Main likhta hoon achcha ekdum mind blow
Aur stories hain meri saari bhai pure
Par rapper nahi hoon accha you know why bro?
Kyonki kar nahi paata hoon main joint roll(Ha ha ha ha)

[Chorus: Dino James]
Tu faltu rapping karta hai
Yeh lagte hain ilzaam
Tera kuch nahi ho sakta music mein
Yeh sunta hoon main aam
Mujhe chaahe woh darana
Par hote hain bas nakaam
They try to pull me down
Par ulta hota hoon main strong
Tu faltu rapping karta hai
Yeh lagte hain ilzaam
Tera kuch nahi ho sakta music mein
Yeh sunta hoon main aam
Mujhe chaahe woh darana
Par hote hain bas nakaam
They try to pull me down
Par ulta hota hoon main strong

[Verse 3: Dino James]
Kuch saalon ki kalaiyon mein hoti hai moch
Baaton mein ouch, T-Shirt like blouse
Dino from south, bana ke pout
Jaise tau gaaon me bata kare daba ke pouch
Seedhe gau lagte hain mujhe yeh somehow
Andar Shakti Kapoor hai Lalita aau
I wish chillaun main loud izzat bachaun
Bhaagu yahan se saala casting couch
I said main wo wala rapper nahi hoon sir
Maine kab kaha yo ma wassup n!gga
Aise hi raha hoon main hardam se
Nahi hai keedon ka tattoo mere gardan pe
Gaanon ko dete mere das mein das
Zabardast, You, be in touch
Unpe karke trust aur baatein maan ke sach
Church mein gasht bas lagne lagte bas
Phir karta hoon maheeno mein call pe call
Woh pass karte rehte mujhe like a ball
Mere sad smilies aur unke lol
Jab kaha fuck you all
Ho gayi problem solve

[Pre Chorus: Dino James]
Ghisi piti wahi baatein karke mujhko pakaye
Meri saari majboori ka banate hain mazaak
Busy busy busy hone ka naatak karte but why
Kabhi milte galti se dete bas yeh jawab

[Chorus: Dino James]
Tu faltu rapping karta hai
Yeh lagte hain ilzaam
Tera kuch nahi ho sakta music mein
Yeh sunta hoon main aam
Mujhe chaahe woh darana
Par hote hain bas nakaam
They try to pull me down
Par ulta hota hoon main strong

[Bridge: Dino James]
Oh faltu rapper
Oh faltu rapper
Oh faltu rapper
Faltu rapper
Oh faltu rapper
Oh faltu rapper
Oh faltu rapper
Faltu rapper

[Vocal interlude: Dino James]
La la la laa laa, La la la laa laa
La la la laa laa, laa laa laa
La la la laa laa, La la la laa laa
La la la laa laa, laa laa laa
La la la laa laa, La la la laa laa
La la la laa laa, laa laa laa

[Outro dialogue sample: Boss and label executive]
Label Executive: Sir, Isney toh release kardiya
Boss: Bhagg! bhenchod
Bhagg! bhenchod