False Alarms

You're always giving false alarms
Making your living
Twisting my arm
Burning my light bulb
At both ends
Changing your meaning
If it offends ...

You're like a dinosaur
You need a cigarette
You never close the door
You're always getting wet
You never take the risk
You always give advice
You know I can't resist
You've got me hypnotised ...

You're always talking
Making a noise
Playing the white man
One of the boys
Making me nervous
Bending my ear
Making your purpose
Perfectly clear ...

You're always planning
Some new campaign
Making investments
And keeping the change
Forcing the issue
Faking the charm
You're always giving
False alarms ...