%fakeluv

[Intro]
Critical hit!
(F-FAKEGUCCI-I)

[Chorus]
Checking your time slot out like a library book (Overdue!)
I'm so done with competing with your friends for your fake love
Even your front cover isn't really worth a look (Millennials slew!)
The percentage of fucks that I'm giving right now is up
But for what?

[Verse 1]
I wish you knew how much this means to a son of a bitch
Your ass is lucky that my ass isn't yet done with this shit
I'm proud of myself for making it through these nights
I bet the only fight you've fought is with your boys on Fortnite

[Chorus]
Checking your time slot out like a library book (Overdue!)
I'm so done with competing with your friends for your fake love
Even your front cover isn't really worth a look (Millennials slew!)
The percentage of fucks that I'm giving right now is up
But for what?

[Verse 2]
Your potential colleges wouldn't take you if you had max GPA
Because your criminal record could and would get in the way
As per usual, even I look like a geek next to you
(Not to say that I'm not one but, it's like crazy)
Your ass looks so cool when you're shooting hoops
(I'm not Gen Alpha but goddamn)
(Wham, and I'm not thinkin' 'bout last Christmas)

[Chorus]
Checking your time slot out like a library book (Overdue!)
I'm so done with competing with your friends for your fake love
Even your front cover isn't really worth a look (Millennials slew!)
The percentage of fucks that I'm giving right now is up
But for what?

[Outro]
You weren't even here today, what was I supposed to do?
By my lonesome, I trip on my shoes, without you
You weren't even here today, I was so down
Felt like I was dying on that carpeted ground
And I promise, I felt like I started to drown (Critical hit!)