Fake Phone Calls

Saw you and I crossed the road quickly
Panicked and a bus almost hit me
Awkward that the girl that was with me
Is the one you hated and I swore I'd never see again

Picked up my phone to pretend I was busy
Your best friend always hated you with me
Sweating buckets now you got me dizzy

Did you really have to go and get coffee right by my house
My house

Fake phone calls
Is that what it's come to?
I'll just pretend I don't know you
You'll act like you don't see me
Guilty
Fake phone calls
Is that what it's come to?
Pretend that I never knew you?
You'll act like you don't see me
And we're both guilty

Mortified thought I was more mature but
Your face seems to sucker punch my gut
Knew at some point you'd have to turn up
Thought my outfit was better than it was (fuck)
I know that in theory you're civil
But in practice it's never that simple
Thought I could avoid you forever
Or at least till my outfit was better
Better

Fake phone calls
Is that what it's come to?
I'll just pretend I don't know you
You'll act like you don't see me
Guilty
Fake phone calls
Is that what it's come to?
Pretend that I never knew you?
You'll act like you don't see me
And we're both guilty

We'll act like there's no past apartment
That we used to share
Like an old glove compartment
Was it a dream?
Or did it really happen?
'Cause I just can't tell from the way that we're acting

Fake phone calls
Is that what it's come to?
I'll just pretend I don't know you
You'll act like you don't see me
Guilty
Fake phone calls
Is that what it's come to?
I'll just pretend I don't know you
You'll act like you don't see me
Guilty
Fake phone calls
Is that what it's come to?
Pretend that I never knew you?
You'll act like you don't see me
And we're both guilty