[Verse 1]
I prey upon your morbid fear of terminal disease
You won't know the difference, now it's time for surgery
Another shot, another pill, two weeks therapy
I take all major credit cards, your money is what I need
[Chorus]
I'm a healer
I will keep you all alive
I'm a healer
[Verse 2]
A villain at your bedside, take this and you'll be fine
Severely educated, just pay your bill on time
I think it's time for another test, I need more of your blood
Sign this affidavit so my insurance won't go up
[Chorus]
I'm a healer
I will keep you all alive
I'm a healer
[Bridge]
Research and development spend millions every year
You sickly and decrepit ones keep my yacht safe on the pier
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
You're dying on a stretcher, we'll try to save your life
If you can't afford my service I will let you die
I'm trusted and respected says my diploma on the wall
Before I will do anything I'll give your bank a call
[Chorus]
I'm a healer
I will keep you all alive
I'm a healer
[Outro]
I'm a healer
I'm a healer
Fake healer
Fake Healer was written by Kurdt Vanderhoof & Craig Wells.
Fake Healer was produced by Terry Date.
Metal Church released Fake Healer on Tue Feb 07 1989.