[Intro: Mathiastyner & The Fairly Oddparents]
Fairly odd bitch, I'm not tryna meet your parents
People always watching me, like my fucking name is Clarence
You simp for a bitch, while I make her run some errands
He said he want smo-
Timmy is an average kid
That no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky
Always giving him commands (Bed, twerp!)
Doom and gloom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'Cause in reality, they are his-
[Chorus: Mathiastyner]
Fairly odd bitch, I'm not tryna meet your parents
People always watching me, like my fucking name is Clarence
You simp for a bitch, while I make her run some errands
Hе said he want smoke with me (That shit hilarious)
My bitch shе got pink hair, I call that girl Wanda
I'm fly call me Birdboy, bitch, NLE Choppa
Dark tint on my whip, and it look like Luke's father
Cut him up like surgery, I'm not no doctor
[Verse 1: Mathiastyner & Lil Jezzoz]
Flex like I'm buff, call me (Terry Crews)
He talk like he wit' it bitch, who is you? (Who is you?)
Goofy ass boy you from Looney Tunes (Looney Tunes)
Pussy ass boy, I see right through you (Right through you)
Let's get it crackin', you not 'bout that action
I feel like Tay-K, on her face, I am blasting
That boy he can't talk and I bring out the casket
Lil bitch, please some action, we all know you capping
[Verse 2: Lil Jezzoz]
I'm with the shits, bitch I feel like Kim Possible
Fucking shit up, they like "How is this possible?"
Don't give no Fs just like I'm on the Honor Roll
Neck is on freeze, that I feel like I robbed a hoe
That boy too pussy he not tryna one on one, talk all that shit but that pussy won't do me
And I birth all you fucks, little bitch you my youngest
I'm outside her crib and post pictures like "What is up?"
Aye, that boy he scared
I take his corpse and throw it in the air
I'm on the beat like a muhfuckin' snare
I want your bitch, I grab her by the hair
Snap on these beats like a muhfuckin' bone
Take that girl home and she gon' give me throat
Boyfriend walked in just like "Shit, bitch, oh no"
After, I let that bitch look at my phone
Shut the fuck up lil bitch, talkin' bout you gon' run up bitch, like what's up bitch?
Blade on me, keep it tucked
That bitch screenshot my text, like girl, what the fuck?
All on my dick she gon' suck
You all in her DMs, while I'm all in her muhfuckin' guts
(We're sending a chopper!)
(Y'all better get on this bitch, we 'bout to go)
[Chorus: Mathiastyner]
Fairly odd bitch, I'm not tryna meet your parents
People always watching me, like my fucking name is Clarence
You simp for a bitch, while I make her run some errands
He said he want smoke with me (That shit hilarious)
My bitch she got pink hair, I call that girl Wanda
I'm fly call me Birdboy, bitch, NLE Choppa
Dark tint on my whip, and it look like Luke's father
Cut him up like surgery, I'm not no doctor
Fairly Odd! was produced by MATHIASTYNER.
MATHIASTYNER released Fairly Odd! on Mon Aug 09 2021.